Hey guys hope you're all keeping well, washing your hands and staying safe in these trying times what with the COVID-19 crisis going on at the moment.
I'm sorry that I haven't posted in a while but I'm going to try and slowly get back to getting a trickle of content slowly back into this blog at the very least and to start that off I've got a made-up-from-scratch vegetarian curry recipe for you all to enjoy! My idea with this one is that it lasts for a few days at least and gets the most as is possible out of the spices lying around in your cupboard. Hopefully you won't have to get too much extra on top of what you already have lying around your place but in any case, I really hope you all enjoy this one or at least find a good way to adapt it.
UTENSILS:
1 Medium saucepan
1 Lid for the saucepan or at least a china plate that can cover it
1 Large-medium frying pan
1 Medium chopping board
1 Large vegetable cutting knife
1 Wooden spoon
1 Medium-small glass jar
1 Teaspoon
1 Tablespoon
Weighing scales if you're bad with judging weighing amounts by eye (no shame if you are bad at that considering no one is perfect)
1 Standard-sized coffee mug
INGREDIENTS:
Basmati rice
1 Large white onion
400-500g Quorn mince or mixed & pre-soaked red & green lentils or pre-marinated tofu
300-400g Pre-soaked Kala Chana or chickpeas
400g Tinned chopped tomatoes
400g Low-fat coconut milk
6-8 Cloves of garlic
Vegetable or sesame oil
Salt
10-15g Dried chilli flakes
8-10 Cardamom pods
5-7.5g Caraway seeds
5-10g Ground smoked paprika
5-10g Ground gram masala
5-10g Ground allspice
7.5-10g Curry powder
5-10g Ground cumin
5-7.5g Dried coriander
A chilled bottle of Cobra, an icy glass of Sauvignon Blanc or a mug of turmeric tea to drink while cooking (optional but recommended)
METHOD/COOKING/PREPERATION:
1- Mix 2-4 tablespoons of the oil along with all of the paprika, allspice, gram masala, cumin, curry powder & half of the chilli flakes along with 4 pinches of salt in the glass jar before sealing it shut, shaking it vigorously for 30-50 seconds and then checking if most of the mixture is mixed together. If not, use the teaspoon to mix it around, close the jar up again and try shaking it for another few seconds and also consider adding in another teaspoon of oil if it looks a tad dry. Wrap the jar of paste in clingfilm and then set aside in your fridge.
2 - Prep the basmati rice by measuring it out by half a coffee cup per person and then washing the rice in cold water with your hand 3-5 times in the pan. Then set aside and place half the corriander and 6-10 pinches of salt into the water.
3 - Begin heating up a couple of hearty glugs of oil in the frying pan at a medium heat. Once you can feel the heat with your hands from a couple of inches above the pan, throw in the remaining chilli flakes, cardamom pods and caraway seeds and toast for 2.5 mins while occasionally mixing and then add in the rest of the coriander and toast for another 2.5 mins. While this is going on, dice up the onion, while being careful not to do the same to your fingers, and add the onion into the frying pan and mix with 6 pinches of salt after the initial spices have finished toasting.
4 - Let the onion & spices simmer for 5-10 minutes while you prepare the garlic and red peppers. While doing this, feel free to add in another touch of oil in case the pan looks like the mix in it is getting a tad dry. Peel the garlic and crush a couple of times with the flat of the knife before pulling apart with your hands and throwing all of the garlic into the frying pan and stirring it for about 5 minutes now and again. While that is going on, prep the peppers by taking out the green tops, cutting in half, hollowing out the white and seeds and then washing before cutting into 1cm wide strips and throwing into the frying pan before mixing in and letting simmer for 5-10 minutes. At this point, add in the protein be that either lentils, tofu or Quorn.
5 - At this point, start heating up the water & rice saucepan onto boil by whacking the ring it is on to full blast. Once the water gets to the point where it is fully boiling you need to turn it down halfway and place the lid/plate over the top and let it simmer until the rice has fully or 95% absorbed the water. During this time, occasionally check on the rice and if it looks like its getting dry, do a taste test and add in a small bit of boiled water from the kettle. Once it is soft but firm & has absorbed all of the water, remove the rice from the head and keep the lid on until you are ready to serve.
6 - After the red peppers have finished simmering for their 5-10 minutes in the frying pan, throw in the rest of the ingredients including the pre-prepared curry paste in the glass jar in the fridge and mix well. Afterwards, turn the frying pan onto boil and letting the curry sauce boil for approximately 10 minutes to reduce the liquid content a little bit by about 1-2cm. Stir regularly while doing this and then turn down to 10% heat and stir occasionally and gently and don't feel afraid to add a splash of boiled kettle water in case it looks a tad dry. This is so that the curry sauce has enough time to let the flavours mellow together and keep warm while the rice finishes cooking.
7 - Once the rice has finished cooking, dish it up onto a mildly warmed-up plate with about 1-3 ladleful's of the sauce per person. You may want to add more or less depending on how hungry you are of course. I recommend serving this with either a butter or garlic naan bread, some green lentil and/or mix vegetable samosas, mango chutney and a chilled bottle of either Kingfisher or Cobra lager. Garnish the curry with a couple of sprigs of fresh coriander and enjoy!
"Havin' A 'mare" is a blog in which I (Ted Richardson of London) review old and new releases in media such as film, computer games, videos and music. I'll also be reviewing different places to eat and various food products to help satisfy your insatiable hunger for my critique at least once every week.
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Tuesday, 9 April 2019
Ted's film reviews: Army of Darkness (released 1992)
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Today we have an action film classic that has undeniably and fully deservedly earned its status of being a cult-classic amongst its contemporaries of the genre and when it was made. However, much like a number of other classic action films and similar media from the 1980s and 1990s, while the quotable bits and iconic scenes have earned their referential icon status, the weaker bits of the film are forgotten about and don't rear their ugly head until you actually watch the piece of media in question. Ladies and gentlemen, that piece of media of the day is the 1992 cult hit Army of Darkness starring the almighty chin man that is Bruce Campbell.
Made on the back of the two enormously successful and cheaply-made Evil Dead films (released 1981 and 1987), Army of Darkness was a bit of a departure from its predecessors in that it was the first entry into the franchise with a definitively large budget. Part of the appeal of the first two movies is that, much like a lot of Quentin Tarantino's earlier work, a lot was achieved on a low budget via creative cinematography. While a similar sense of cinematography being used to cover up the cracks is present in Army of Darkness, it doesn't really feel as genuine or even as effective considering the higher budget and production quality compared to the previous movies. That isn't to say that the film is bad in terms of the cinematography but I feel that it should've either gone whole hog for being a low-budget skimmer of a movie or a full-blown blockbuster. Not to say that finding a middle ground in this regard is impossible but that in the case of this movie, it felt a bit over-ambitious on the part of the filmmakers to try to this extent.
But, as theoretically lopsided as the movie might be, this aspect doesn't ruin the whole meal rather just a small part of it and thankfully, this doesn't take away from the delightfully simple plot. After the events of Evil Dead II, Ash (played by Bruce Campbell) is transported back in time to a highly fictionalised past where two warring kingdoms are spilling each others blood in the medieval era all while the land is being ravaged by an army of undead monsters and daemons being led by a malevolent undying king. After proving that he has what it takes to be the hero to retrieve the foul book that is the Necronomicon to reverse the curse placed on this begotten land, Ash is handed his trademark chainsaw arm and sawn-off shotgun before setting off to claim the book for his newfound friends and hopefully find a way back to his time and home. Through some inevitable hijinks however, the evil king is not immediately defeated and Ash is tasked with fighting off a demonic invasion and uniting the two warring kingdoms while still struggling to survive.
Its a real classic tale format of a badass outsider being plunged into unfamiliar territory that you somehow know, even with that hero's limited knowledge, that they'll deal with like they're poaching some eggs. This basic tale is spiced up with a, what was at the time modern and topical hero with similarly natured technology, character who acts as a contemporary audience proxy and through a mixture of wit, dumb luck and having A SAWN OFF SHOTGUN, is able to win the day, get the girl and say some memorable lines that live on in movie pop-culture history.
With such a simple plot, one would suspect that the quality of the film throughout isn't much to talk abut especially considering the earlier discussion about the thematic inconsistency with the other films. Thankfully, the quality of the acting is such that this doesn't really matter and this is supported by some refreshingly simple script writing. I do like complex acting performances and screenplays as well as scripts but sometimes, while you might fancy a steak tartan, you may also fancy a humble and simplistic beef burger. The cast and script seem to know from the offset that they're not creating something too deep or 'high art' and as a result they just relish in having fun making a dumb, cheesy and endearingly plain and simple popcorn flick.
Again, as mentioned above, the film is far from perfect. The acting isn't amazing across the board and Bruce Campbell is the only one who is good throughout the whole movie and the thematic pacing does feel a bit wonky. Not to mention, the introduction of the main villain feels a tiny bit contrived and its not always clear what the rules are of the new magic and swords world that Ash is adventuring in. But, as similarly mentioned earlier, the enjoyment factor of the film is quite high and even if you don't ignore its faults, you can still enjoy Army of Darkness as a bit of good old dumb fun.
Camerawork/cinematography: 5.5/10
Writing/screenplay: 6/10
Acting: 7/10
Direction: 7/10
Personal enjoyment: 9/10
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